An essay exploring the art history of the curriculum vitae (CV). A deeper look into the CV’s role in shaping professional narratives, the stories it tells, and the spaces it both defines and disrupts. Published on the occasion of incurring a CV gap due to the birth of my first child. Earlier versions of a research project into CV’s were presented by Art Goss under the name ‘Curriculum Veto’, at Het Nationale Theater and Mistral Amsterdam in 2022.